@daplusk: Hangovers: Where the spirits you drink the night before haunt you the next day.
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@TEXASVETERAN: I just read a bumper sticker that said, "Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you love Satan." Sent from iPhone.
@poppiesandcake: If what we are doing here is art, then my Tweets could be classified as kindergarten finger painting.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I posted "Happy Almost Mother's Day!" on this chick I grew up with's Facebook page, guess I was the only one who remembered her abortion.