@Inferno_V: *hangs a vacant sign on your forehead*
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@Sassafrantz: [takes a sip at wine tasting] Ah yes, this is nice. You can really taste the wet dog and Code Red Mountain Dew.
@IamEveryDayPpl: My daughter, a hair stylist, has a tiny pair of scissors tattooed behind her ear with tiny red teardrops for clients she accidently stabbed.
@robfee: The guy that figured out babies instinctively hold their breath under water probably had a lot of explaining to do.