@Inferno_V: *hangs a vacant sign on your forehead*
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@macchiatonumb: Random girl: OMG I love your UGG boots Me: No No... that's just the way my feet look
@david8hughes: If you see a distressed woman in the street screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one.