@Birdhumms: "Happy Anniversary to you both, may you have a long marriage with many more years ahead" she hexed.
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@shkeeber: GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! DID YOU KNOW THAT FROSTED FLAKES DON'T TASTE HALF BAD WITH RED BULL INSTEAD OF MILK? I THINK I'LL RUN TO WORK TODAY!
@Voiceofgarth: I got kicked out of the hospital tonight. Apparently the sign "Stroke Patients Here" meant something different.
@TheDeadfishSays: "I don't want to make a spectacle..." Eye glass manufacturers last day on the job.