@Birdhumms: "Happy Anniversary to you both, may you have a long marriage with many more years ahead" she hexed.
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@mellimelle: I spend 90% of my life trying to do the right thing and the other half wondering why I don't understand Math.
@Jubafisher: If you're having a rough day, remember there are people out there with their ex's names tattooed on them.
@IAmKashWah: Interviewer: How do you hit those high notes? Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me? Adam Levine: Practice.