@ramenfuneral: happy easter everybody! remember it's not about the bunny but when scott stapp was nailed to that cross
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@markydoodoo: I like it when squirrels pop their dumb heads up in the middle of the street like "did I lock the tree?"
@Home_Halfway: Damn girl are you a kids movie from my generation because you're fun and cute but also horrifying in many ways I didn't originally realize.
@Smethanie: Dermatologist asked why I want my tattoo removed and looked at me like no one's ever said "because it's my ex's Twitter handle" before.