@say_anything27: Happy Fat Tuesday! Join me agin tomorrow on still fat Wednesday
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@KizerBillhelm: My friend just ordered a kale and quinoa salad and a side of eggplant fries and now I'm blinded by whiteness.
@RodneyH42: A study shows that 50% of adults would fail an 8th grade math exam The other 40% of us would rock that shit
@pleatedjeans: [tries to eject CD 5 mins into space mission] Houston we have a problem I KNOW U CHEATED W/MY WIFE TOM ENJOY 12 YRS OF SMASH MOUTH U PRICK