@MrIceMachine: Happy imagery of the day: A mouse dressed as a pirate sits on your shoulder while you work and pretends to steer you holding a potato-chip.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@1followernodad: [at a bar] *creepy dude is hitting on me* Me: you wanna get outta here? Him: yeah Me: cool. I would love it if you left.
@weinerdog4life: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, except for bears, bears will kill you.