@MrIceMachine: Happy imagery of the day: A mouse dressed as a pirate sits on your shoulder while you work and pretends to steer you holding a potato-chip.
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@CloydRivers: Camo is proper for any occasion. It's good for drinkin' beers, huntin' deers and scarin' queers. Merica.
@Sarcasticsapien: I hate the phrase "let me clarify" because it means someone is about to talk some more.
@joci2203: [first date] Him: Why are you being so distant? Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole?