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@GabbbarSingh: Happy Teacher's day, Wikipedia.
@BrakSucks: [Me and a friend have movie night, order pizza and do some acid]
Me: "Hell yeah"
Friend: "Hell yeah"
Pizza: "Oh hell yeah"
@SatansTongue: (Selling my soul)
Just sign here and here
"I should have a lawyer read this"
*a million lawyers crawl through hell*
We have plenty of those
@careworn: If you don't want me to sing at your kids then don't name them Roxanne.
@Kali_Mura: I killed my twin because she wouldn't admit that she was the evil one.
@SteveKoehler22: Oddly enough, ever since downloading
AdBlock onto my computer .....
all the local girls in my area
seem to have lost interest.