@karencheee: Happy that I paid $ for a gym membership to exercise the little neuron in my brain that argues whether I should go to the gym every day
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@DaddyJew: When you catch someone picking their nose it's important that you maintain eye contact so they know you know.
@HousewifeOfHell: Sooo romantic. He said I'm a work of art. Or a piece of work. Something like that.
@Victoryoftheppl: Apple Maps: Our artisanal cartographers hope you enjoy this pleasant journey. 28 min Google Maps: Our algorithm has determined an optimal path for the most efficient route given current traffic conditions. 25 min Waze: Drive through this dude's living room. 17 min
@AndDesist: I regularly have gold plaques and 1st place ribbons made up for my liver so it knows just how much I appreciate all it's hard work.