@HallpassCanada: Happy Thursday guys and remember. If you can't spot the douche at work today, then it's probably you.
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@DanMentos: "You've reached 911" Knock knock "Sir ple-" Knock knock "This is not-" Knock knock "ok, who's there?" Ben "Ben who" Ben shot real bad "NICE"