@FeelingMervis: Happy Valentine's Day! So what's everyone doing with their cats tonight??
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@TheThomason: One nice thing about your 30s is people talk less about figuring themselves out and more about where the best sandwiches are.
@HLFHM: How to get rid of a ghost: -Toss balloons full of holy water at it -Get clingy with it (ie: "where the fuck were you last night I waited up and made us alfredo, how dare you!" Sob hysterically) -Tell it about how you get to be your own boss as an essential oils distributor
@70Ceeks: Chefs who can't admit failure present: Soft-boiled eggs Steak tartare Twice-baked potatoes Sour cream Calzones Pineapple upside down cake