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@Tommytoughstuff: [Hardware store]
ME: I'll take one of those giant forks.
WORKER: That's a rake.
ME: I'm gonna eat so much spaghetti with that thing.

[Hardware store]
ME: I’ll take one of those giant forks.
WORKER: That’s a rake.
ME: I’m gonna eat so much spaghetti with that thing.

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