@TheCiscoKidder: Harness the power of my dog's wagging tail and we could step into a much greener future.
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@HTXBlonde: "It's funny how red, white, and blue represents freedom until it's your rear view mirror flashing behind you."
@Book_Krazy: Me: HEY LADY YOU STOLE MY PARKING SPOT! Her: so Me: *noticing she opened a Gatorade on the first try* HAHA JUST KIDDING ITS TOTALLY YOURS.
@2tonbug: "Check, please!" - Me, at a restaurant begging the waiter to make sure there are no monsters under the table
@Marlebean: I'm nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.