@chuuew: Harrison Ford just turned up at my AA group. I've never seen Han so low.
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@iwearaonesie: girl at the bar: You're funny me *brings her over to meet my wife* Tell her what you said
@BeamishBoi: *throws goods on conveyor belt* Cashier: is that all sir? Me:"Nope. You got change for a trophy?"
@theNuzzy: Facebook: Adele is such an inspiration. Instagram: Adele looking beautiful in her gown. Twitter: Adele sounds like a chimney sweeper.