@chuuew: Harrison Ford just turned up at my AA group. I've never seen Han so low.
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@ohpegah: I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr 35min (the length of the movie) Examples: "See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min) "Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min) "My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)
@Abusitron: I spend 60%of my day worrying that I might have mustard on my face or clothing. The other 40% I am eating mustard.
@jus4golf: My wife said she for Lent she was giving up eating meat. I thought she did that after the wedding vows.