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@Home_Halfway: HARRY POTTER: Alohamora
MORA: Aloha, Harry
@Jacob_Swift16: When I was a child someone shot me with a flare gun and I've been absolutely fabulous ever since
@serialstealer: I like my men how I like my cheesecake, rich and straight to my behind.
@carlyken: Detective: ok forensics is finished. I'll start here and you-
Dog cop: I'll mark our territory
[dog cop pees around the crime scene tape]
@PeaceInTruth1: Just because I'm smiling doesn't necessarily mean that I like you. I might be picturing you on fire.
@lisaxy424: Me: time for bed
Brain: yeah I'm tired too
M: really? wow we may actually get some slee-
B: hey do you think anyone's died in this house?