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@ella__fraser: Has a conversation in my head
- Cackles with mirth
@jackiembouvier: [Brings pot brownies to the PTA meeting]
- New playground approved
- All classes now held outside
@badbanana: If we can put a satellite in orbit around a comet 4 billion miles away, perhaps someday we can put a working wireless printer in my office.
@ckretmsage: I started to keep a notepad beside the bed so that I can write down tweets at night, so far I have:
Really shitty handwriting in the dark.
@SuSuSuDonym: If Paula Deen's new cookbook isn't titled 'Fifty Shades of Gravy', I'm going to lose a considerable amount of money on the bet I just made.
@myqkaplan: okay, so you're definitely the best at keeping your body completely still, what do you want, atrophy?