@njlitigator: Has anybody tried unplugging Congress and then plugging it back in??
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@TheCatWhisprer: Accidentally connected my Fitbit account to Facebook and now everyone knows I only walked 13 steps yesterday.
@Trillburne: Was Guy Fawkes hot? Well, by our standards, no. However, he was extremely religious and violent, which was the 17th century's equivalent of being hot.
@mewchainz: My sister said she had strange cravings and an enhanced sense of smell so she must be pregnant, but I secretly thought, "werewolf."