@crunchenhanced: Has anyone else noticed that since the invention of the smart phone, bathroom stall graffiti was moved to Twitter?
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@jazmasta: Ever think about an old friend and wonder what they're doing right now? They're playing on their phone. Everyone is playing on their phone.
@lawblob: Waldo books are cute until u learn he owes $100,000 in unpaid child support & is wanted for arson
@Ristolable: Seize the day. Attack the week. Murder the month. Approach your life in a generally violent way.