@gerryhatric: Has anyone mastered the art of nonchalantly walking past a policeman?
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@Yankeegiant72: The bad news: I shaved off my beard. The good news: none of my co-workers recognize me and have stopped talking to me.
@Home_Halfway: *Hands waiter menu back at a fancy restaurant* I don't know what any of this is and I'm scared
@hazelmotes1: Frequently Asked Questions: 1) You did what? 3) How dare you? 53) Don't you know how numbering lists works?
@BitchyJasmine: Listened to some Beethoven last night. And some Lady Gaga today. Now I'm quite confused. Who's the deaf one again?