@gerryhatric: Has anyone mastered the art of nonchalantly walking past a policeman?
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@cwhudson: [dog walking a human] *walks by a coffeeshop with its door open* HUMAN: *tries to sprint in* COFFEE DOG: woah boy *pulls leash* easy there
@peb671: Untied the bun in my hair & tried that sexy hair shake thing that chicks do on tv. Doc says the neck brace can come off in a week.
@david8hughes: [me narrating a documentary about grasshoppers] And here we see these little liars hopping on sand.