@gerryhatric: Has anyone mastered the art of nonchalantly walking past a policeman?
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@summerofbenny: I avoid being photographed at events held at my apartment complex. I don't need someone pointing to a picture and saying,"That's him."
@1MeLrO: You think you got problems I just mixed a box of regular spaghetti with a box of thin spaghetti Supper is ruined I tell you
@IntrepidDeviant: *Arrives at ticket stall with my girl* Me: Two tickets to the movie please. Attendant: For The Hobbit? Me: No, that's my girlfriend.
@Shingaboop: Coworker: GOOD MORNING! Me: Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee Coworker: But you don't drink coffee Me: Exactly