@fightforfood: Has anyone tried watering old people? Maybe they just need to be watered.
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@PinkCamoTO: "Turtle Power" is not an appropriate response when HR asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year. Apparently.
@rz0ndy: My hell is a giant Bath & Body Works store ...where all the women answer yes/no questions with "stories".
@KeetPotato: did you get the job? "i don't know yet" when will they tell you? interviewer: "keith can you please ask your mum to wait in reception"
@WilliamAder: I've been hearing noises in the house for a while now and while Twitter was down last night I discovered I have a wife!