@DannyZuker: "Hashtag." #ReplaceAOneWordMovieTitleWithTheWordHashtag
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@ryaninco: North Korea is becoming like that annoying person that always threatens to close their Twitter account from lack of attention.
@jake_likes_naps: *cops finds my loose floorboard* Cop: What's under here... *they discover a lifetime supply of hot pockets* Me: I'd like my lawyer now.
@oscarewilde: kate bush: [running up that road] me, a personal trainer: okay kate bush: [running up that hill] me: alright kate bush: [running up that building] me: kate
@CoolCamel69: "we're broke? how is that possible?" (extremely high pitched voice) no idea "did you-" *opens closet & hundreds of helium tanks fall out*