@DannyZuker: "Hashtag." #ReplaceAOneWordMovieTitleWithTheWordHashtag
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@pleatedjeans: [first date] girl: I bet you're really cute under those glasses [removes frames/is instantly obliterated by Cyclops' optic blast]
@murrman5: *comes home from poker night earlier than usual looks at wife while picking up the dog and leaves without saying anything*
@DanLaMorte: Kids here's a tip. Next Christmas leave Santa marijuana cookies and watch how happy your parents magically become the next morning
@jeannerbeaner: My signature move is eating a whole bag of something before realizing I don't like it.