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@CaptainJerkwad: Hate being a funeral director
"why'd u take the job?"
I inherited it from my dad
"You could've just declined it"
And lose my first customer?

Hate being a funeral director
“why’d u take the job?”
I inherited it from my dad
“You could’ve just declined it”
And lose my first customer?

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