@lindseyallen: Hate eating nachos with someone at the theater and our fingers touch. Especially if I don't know them, and they don't know we're sharing.
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@Home_Halfway: ME: How much for this aggressive bottle of water? FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant
@BourbonLuv: That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow...
@BackrowSeats: Some people might find a grown man talking to himself strange, & it's probably the couple sitting next to me.