@lindseyallen: Hate eating nachos with someone at the theater and our fingers touch. Especially if I don't know them, and they don't know we're sharing.
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@Smooheed: *walks into room to find toddler stuck upside down yelling for help* "Hold it right there baby, Mommy's just taking a quick picture"
@IdoNotPoo: It's all fun and games until you find the Twitter crush who catfished you is infact your husband
@Yankeegiant72: I like listening to Phil Collins in the shower. He gets creeped out when he sees me, though.