@brunopieroni: Hate flying? Try American Airlines. They do too.
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@AngelaEhh: It'd be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people.
@samfromks: I told my 3 year old that Skittles are Care Bear meat and now I have the bag to myself.
@bingowings14: See if your child has learnt any swear words yet, by turning the wifi off while they're playing minecraft.
@downfront: Scientists discover that Jupiter's moon, Europa, may be suitable for human habitation. When asked to comment Jupiter stated, "Oh, hell no."