@brunopieroni: Hate flying? Try American Airlines. They do too.
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@5hael: Once you go black, you can always go back to having coffee with milk, there's really no set in stone rules here.
@Jaywoo74: Wife: Are you coming or not? Me: Is there gonna be alcohol? Wife: It's your grandmother's funeral! M:... Wife: NO! Me: Then I'm not coming.
@TheHyyyype: WIFE: what the hell happened here? ME: i broke an egg [earlier] ME [shaking egg]: tell me what u know, u piece of shit