@DeepDarkFear: "Hate it when I think of her and suddenly we're teleported to a picturesque location, and have to dance to a random love song." - Indians
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@Contwixt: The best thing about humans is that many of the richest and most prosperous among us collect bottles of rotten grape juice.
@cogentanalysis: "I want the box where I poop to smell like my poop or else I won't want to poop there. Whoa whoa, not THAT much like my poop! Jesus!" - cats
@trevso_electric: Women! Can't live with 'em, can't sell 'em or Liam Neeson will find you and kill you.