@JhonRules: Hate when I forget to grab a towel before I shower and have to dry off by doing karate in the mirror for 3 hours
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@JeremyKCMO: You drunkenly fall into one bathtub with your pants around your ankles, breaking the curtain rod and all of a sudden, everyone is a critic
@InternetHippo: [back in school] professor: read just 3 pages tonight. i beg you me: no [now] me: i’m gonna read 18 books for fun
@BlazedDonuts: The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died.