@tigersgoroooar: hate when the barista asks "do you want whipped cream?" it feels there are only two answers: "yes please, i'm fat." or "no thanks, i'm fat."
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@andraswf: I'm not drinking by myself. I'm self-employed and this is my corporate Christmas party.
@thatUPSdude: That awkward moment when you pretend to be on the phone so you can avoid talking to someone, then your phone rings.
@OneBeanBurrito: I'd like to make a blanket statement right now to say that fleece is far superior to wool.