@daemonic3: Hate when the grammar police single me out like some kind of which hunt
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@SadieSkyNinja: Sorry that I took a picture of my armpit and tried to pass it off as my thigh gap.
@SteveKoehler22: Turkeys are crazy. They hunch down and freeze in groups in grocery store coolers to elude hunters. Must be a safety in numbers thing.
@joeljeffrey: That awkward sexual tension when everyone leaves the kitchen and you're left all alone with a chocolate cake.
@PanicRestroom: I wonder if the username "That Cab" is free, cause a lot of people would want to follow "That Cab"