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@AmishPornStar1: Haters gonna hate...
Masters gonna bate.
@BritXNic: "Creepy DM: I want to shave your legs.
On reflection this would have been a real time saver.
If you're reading this, call me?
@internetluke: GOD: welcome to Heaven I will answer any question you want now.
ME: why does Target have 25 checkout lanes with only 2 always open?
@McCutty1: *Rains pennies from heaven*
*coins decimate the land
'CHANGE IS IN THE AIR!'
@RafflesWord: I want cake, to get cake I must get dressed, to get dressed I have to get out of bed, to get out of bed I need cake.
@SaraThomas84: It's all fun and games until you're sitting in the Planned Parenthood waiting room doing your Algebra homework