@RealCarrotFacts: Have a headache? Eating a carrot can help if you take a Advil after it
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@b0dymassage: 'Joe whats that package ya got today?' "ITS MY BOOK ABOUT CLOCKS. I ORDERED IT LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO" 'Well its about time, right?' "RIGHT"
@thetigersez: Don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee. *never drinks coffee again* This is nice.
@sageboggs: are those elderberries? [camera pans over to reveal a bunch of berries struggling to use the internet]