@RealCarrotFacts: Have a headache? Eating a carrot can help if you take a Advil after it
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@MarcusTheToken: My neighbors are arguing. So I threw 6 shoes in the dryer. They haven't said a word since.
@NicCageMatch: The turkey is the luckiest one at the Thanksgiving table because it's already dead.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I wish Bill Clinton would stop pointing his finger at everyone, Lord knows where that finger has been. #DNC #DirtyPoonTang
@AlisonChrista: Secretly Canadians love it when people mistake them for Amer- *is decapitated by a hockey stick*