@KKAlThani: Have Egyptians tried unplugging and plugging Egypt?
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@LeBearGirdle: *Giving TED talk* Me: *points at guy* sir, reach under your chair! *he does and a mousetrap snaps* Me: trust no one *audience claps*
@chris_isloi: So apparently "You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad!" isn't of much use when dealing with armed cops.
@DamienFahey: I've never seen a workplace Hanukkah display that didn't shout, "We legally had to do this."
@MandiAtRandom: A car almost ran into me and I screamed "WOAHHHHHH THERE BUCKAROO" I could have died and those would have been my last words