@AnkCoupleTO: Have single guys scared of the "Friend Zone" even heard of long-term relationships or marriage?
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@mortimermaiden: *signing sign in sheet* (to myself): This will be worth a lot once I'm famous. Hospital Nurse: Alright let's get that pea out of your ear.
@Snarfernini: I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I'm better than you, but I feel really bad about it.
@astutenewf: When I'm bored, I like to superglue Doritos to my cat and make it run around the house like a stegosaurus.
@FrenulumBreve: [15 minutes into choosing which crab from the tank to have for dinner] Date: are you crying?