@radstunts: have u ever just taken your goth girlfriend out on a date but it gets dark out and you lose her in the parking lot
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@XLCadillac: My two levels of drunk are 1) dancing with fat chicks at the club 2) smashing my neighbor's window thinking I locked myself out of my house.
@AndyAsAdjective: terrifying if it really happened: the kiss emoji with the heart coming out of the mouth
@Thereeveryday: One day, the fridge will take revenge on me, every half hour opening the door to my room, staring at me for a few minutes & then walk away.