@radstunts: have u ever just taken your goth girlfriend out on a date but it gets dark out and you lose her in the parking lot
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@Marlebean: Getting dressed, Makeup is looking good, Awesome hair day, Feeling great about myself! Put on my glasses.... Damn it!
@Ristolable: It's not illegal to convince your child that she is the only person who can see the sun and must never talk about it.
@OutOfLeftField_: Does anyone else find it ironic when a celebrity with a face full of Botox talks about having the freedom of expression?
@SCbchbum: “Son, would you like to go to college some day, or would you like to keep ordering guac? Your choice.”