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@Reverend_Scott: Have you decided on dinner?
"Yes, I'll have the chicken, grilled."
Very good.
*hears waiter yelling at chicken*
WHERE WERE YOU LAST TUESDAY

Have you decided on dinner?
“Yes, I’ll have the chicken, grilled.”
Very good.
*hears waiter yelling at chicken*
WHERE WERE YOU LAST TUESDAY

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