@JustinGuarini: Have you ever accidentally ended a business call with "I love you?" Oh yeah me neither.
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@robdelaney: “Sorry I didn’t reply to your email Terry, a wolf ripped my hands off… Oh these? Um, I got new hands? Gotta go!”
@BitchyJasmine: Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? His body decomposed.
@Mr_Kapowski: A coworker sent me an instant message mistakenly typing "The cloak stopped working" to which I responded "OMG you can see me?!"
@TheKenyan_: I just want to buy an old Mercedes Benz,so people will think I have been rich for a long time.