@JustHadOneJob: Have you ever been so upset you cried in Spanish.
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@Tmoney68: Me: Where do you want to eat? Her: Wherever you pick is fine. Narrator: Wherever he picked was not fine.
@bluebayoubyyou: Just used the "f word" over on FB so I'm waiting for the villagers with their torches, axes, whatever those people use.
@IamEnidColeslaw: cats are the best because you can pet one while you're talking to someone and look totally evil
@BuckyIsotope: 4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident sugarless gum. The 5th dentist is busy butchering protected wildlife.