@JustHadOneJob: Have you ever been so upset you cried in Spanish.
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@wolfpupy: i argued with the parrot at the pet store until it got sold away and the guy who bought it wouldnt let me in his car. that means i won
@ianabramson: I'm the kind of guy who peeks under bathroom stalls and asks where you go for taxes.
@MelvinofYork: At this stage of my life, "Good in Bed" means not snoring or stealing the covers.