@robfee: Have you ever thought about how weird it is that one of your hands is dumber than the other?
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@Brianhopecomedy: Walked into the kitchen and saw my wife laughing while putting a banana in the garbage disposal so I think I'll sleep in the other room.
@jimmy_sharpe: Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.
@WilliamAder: Shutdown Apocalypse Update: GPS is down. Using a refrigerator magnet as a compass. I think it's just pointing to another refrigerator.
@PhilJamesson: "My computer just crashed" is going to be a much more serious statement when self-driving cars are the norm