@robfee: Have you ever thought about how weird it is that one of your hands is dumber than the other?
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@BeamishBoi: *throws goods on conveyor belt* Cashier: is that all sir? Me:"Nope. You got change for a trophy?"
@greg_vee: If intelligence runs in your family, I can only guess it tripped and fell before it got to you.
@iAmGolfy: Instead of "Who's your daddy?" I accidentally said "How's your daddy?" and we put our clothes back on and discussed her father's cholesterol