@MattElGato: Have you found Jesus? No? Me neither. I think we lost him near the border. God, I hope he's ok. He had like all the cocaine with him.
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@bazlyons: They say punching a shark is an effective way to prevent a shark attack but my preference would still be 'land'
@sixfootcandy: Thanks for posting another selfie. I completely forgot what you looked like 24 hours ago.
@Jay_FrickinLynn: Boyfriend calls me Gluteal Myalgia because he thinks I'm too dumb to understand what it means. Let's see how he likes the name Microphallus