@Mainstream_Man: Have you seen the new movie, "Constipation"? It may not have come out yet.
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@CherBear162: Medication for depression "may cause thoughts of suicide". If this were so for all meds then: Diet Pills..may cause ravenous hunger
@hell_doe: hey it's me, the girl who just googled "chemistry alphabet" when i meant "periodic table"
@ceejoyner: Never throw sunglasses in an argument. If they land perfectly on your opponent's face there is no known comeback.
@ibid78: "Dave's coming over." -Dave from work or Dave that doesn't know how doors work? [doorknob sorta jiggles for like 20 minutes]