@mintchevette: Haven't heard from my boyfriend in 3 days. Trying to start a prayer chain. He blocked me after I set up a wedding website so please RT.
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@chuuew: TEACHER: Have you got anything for today's palindrome class? STUDENT: dammit I'm mad TEACHER: OK, OK, I'll ask someone else
@Sanbel11: Me: NO! Him: What? I haven't even said anything Me: Oh, you looked like you were about to
@Loving_Life1996: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn't stay alive.
@GreyDeLisle: I'll never be as horrified as the kid who suddenly realizes they've been following the wrong "mom butt" at the grocery store.