@WarrenHolstein: Having a traditional Columbus Day. Headed to a casino to hand out blankets with smallpox on them.
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@murrman5: can you start monday at 8? "yes, thank you for the opportunity" [calls new boss at his home on sunday night] hello? "am or pm?"
@zachreinert03: I got fired from being the events coordinator at the local orphanage. I think it's cause family day never really took off
@HeyZeus666: Some people will believe anything if you start with 'This is just between you and me'.