@Beerhaze: Having a wife and daughters, I try bottles in the shower until I find one that doesn't burn my balls and wash myself all over with that one.
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@mrjohndarby: [inventor of the snooze button] ok, these alarm clocks are pretty good, let's add something to make them useless
@CountGripsnatch: I'm no architect, but I don't think it's possible to build a city on rock and roll.
@ehdannyboy: "Take it with a pinch of salt," my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Made horrible tea.