@Sarcasticsapien: Having bad dreams is the best way to prove you can't even do being unconscious right.
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@DirtMcTurd: [texting drug dealer] "You around? I was gonna stop by." Yeah what are u looking for? "I stopped doing drugs, I just miss you"
@Robinbuble: I have a mice problem so I lay out tiny red and blue bandanas in hopes they start a west coast/east coast thing and take care of each other.
@The_JRM: There's a woman here who, by the amount of makeup on her face, fought with a rainbow - and lost.