@Sarcasticsapien: Having bad dreams is the best way to prove you can't even do being unconscious right.
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@senderblock23: If you smell something bad never ask what it is. Someone could say it is your upper lip. There is no known comeback for this
@TheMichaelRock: Me: did you get into my weed again? Wife *dipping a pop tart in ranch dressing* what?