@fixyourcompass: Having Justin Bieber sing at your funeral so your death will be the second worst thing happening to your friends that day.
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@AlisonAgosti: If Jesus died for our sins then why are there so many popups when i try to watch a movie online illegally
@ScottLinnen: Dropped my Ant Farm and now the rug is like the first 30-minutes of Saving Private Ryan.
@JamieGreenlees: My GF left me because she said I lied about stupid things. I was so upset I ate a car park :(