@fixyourcompass: Having Justin Bieber sing at your funeral so your death will be the second worst thing happening to your friends that day.
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@ObscureGent: Back in my day teenagers didn't vape or use social media. They befriended talking animals and solved crimes for the police.
@jonnysun: "the names bond, james bond" [5 min later] STARBUCKS BARISTA: i gota frappe for borbjorbple