@sarcasticmommy4: Having kids has taught me that their ears are for decorative purposes only.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: I always cry at weddings, but only because being that close to large cakes makes me so happy.
@Contwixt: Atheists don't seem to recognize church is worth it for the bake sales alone. God, or no god, those are good Brownies.
@sarcasticmommy4: It's nice that friends keep picking up my kids for play dates. It'd be even nicer if they'd stop bringing them back home.