@sarcasticmommy4: Having kids has taught me that their ears are for decorative purposes only.
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@SummerCandyEyes: I like to make things awkward on first dates just by shouting "wrong hole!!" at inappropriate times, like when you're eating.
@FattMernandez: I'm posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they're making ceramic bowls.
@JediGigi: "I'm so lucky to have you."--- Me to my hand. No, it's not what you think. I just watched Hook.