@sarcasticmommy4: Having kids has taught me that their ears are for decorative purposes only.
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@two1ohhbabydoll: "Bro, if she can still walk to the kitchen to make you a sandwich, you did it wrong." - murderers, apparently.
@KentWGraham: Get your employees to work harder by “accidentally” leaving articles on the printer about reducing staff.
@UNTRESOR: 8 hrs sleep: So refreshed 6 hrs: Feeling fine 4 hrs: I will rip your head off for a minor transgression 2 hrs: Why is my boss a Minotaur