@TaranKillam: Having kids means you'll have a lot of interrupted conversa--
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@filmbizpro: Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
@dressingperfect: some girls have will power to get up an hour early for class to contour and sometimes I wonder if a shower is worth losing 20 mins of sleep
@Midgetspar: I'm glad that when you shoot, you shoot to kill ... because shooting to merely wound seems kinda mean.
@kiel_phillips: ME: I'd like to return a defective boomerang SHOPKEEPER: Ok. Where is it? ME: I have no idea