@TaranKillam: Having kids means you'll have a lot of interrupted conversa--
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@SarahFemme: If your mom still washes your underwear, you're not allowed to have an opinion about anything.
@SomthinBoutSara: You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. USA! USA!
@Mikecanrant: So carrying a "wet floor" sign and putting it down immediately after using your best pickup line on a woman is frowned upon Dating is hard.