@TaranKillam: Having kids means you'll have a lot of interrupted conversa--
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@RorynotRoy: You'd think Goldilocks would have been all like, "Damn, it smells like bears in here. Is that a family portrait of bears?! I should leave."
@mattZillaaaa: People who knock on my front door really need to give up these unrealistic expectations that I'm going to answer
@LurkAtHomeMom: You ran a 5k? Like on purpose or do you just have a lot of bees in your neighborhood?