@Tmoney68: Having no clue about human anatomy is my Achilles Elbow.
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@SleazySli: I'm not saying your house is haunted, but I think a ghost just ate all of your Gummy Bears while you were in the bathroom.
@seamussaid: dude told me he did a line with Emma Watson but I know he was lying - she's British, they call them "queues"
@OhNoSheTwitnt: You think if I tell my dad "30 is the new 20" he'll start paying all my bills for me again like he did 10 years ago?
@MarfSalvador: Friend: Be adventurous in the bedroom, girls love that [Later in bedroom] Me: You like that? *Lays another bear trap* You like that babe?