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@heymonroe: Having no tattoos in 2014, is like having tattoos in 1967.
@js_jacques: Keanu Reeves, sure, but then Keanu comes back a rittle bit rater.
@bridger_w: "I'm sorry, but are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?" -Fun way to confuse a waiter who just suggested a menu item
@michaeljhudson: A parliament of owls, a murder of crows, a thatsso of ravens
@Schmoodles: I wish I was an American so that I had the right to bear arms. I'd probably go for panda bear arms because awwwww, so cute.
@buttgh0st: "sir can you describe the stingray that attacked you?"
yes it was like a weird pancake