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@DanielRCarrillo: Having pets adds 5 years to your life. Have thousands of pets, never stop owning pets. Become immortal. Laugh as your foes grow old and die

Having pets adds 5 years to your life. Have thousands of pets, never stop owning pets. Become immortal. Laugh  as your foes grow old and die

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