@girlposts: having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house
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@maymay72x: Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money's worth... Just saying.
@Rollmaninoz: *KFC* Me: how tender is the chicken? Employee: [points to chicken crying watching the notebook]
@Wakenbake77: Nice beard bro looks like you just ate a bunch of lollipops then made out with your cat
@DancesWithTamis: The only good thing about grinding your teeth at night is that every morning you can wake up and do a line of teeth off your pillow