@GrantTanaka: having sex w/ a girl who has multiple personalities would be awesome unless one of those personalities was hitler
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@SaulKewl: honey the ppl of atlantis lost an entire city & thats like 2000x bigger than a baby so idk if all this yellin is necessary
@PwrFulWmn: You attract more men when you smell like butter, sautéed ham and onions than any expensive perfume.
@shkeeber: If you have a family member you that you never want to see again, loan them some money.
@WritePlay: "All the single ladies... All the single ladies... All the single ladies..." - list of girls who wouldn't talk to me in high school